WTF IS THIS

Monster Energy drinks are, quite frankly, the work of the devil. The stuff tastes like the carbonated urine of chthonic hellbeasts. But is the Monster corporation really, truly, literally in league with Satan, and can this connection be proved by amateur Hebrew cryptography?

I present to you a can of Monster Energy. Notice the M logo. See anything odd about it? Each minim of the letter M looks like the Hebrew letter vav (ו), or 6. Put three of those together and you get vav vav vav, ווו, or 666

But! In Hebrew, “666” does not look like three vavs—it looks like “six hundred and sixty-six,” or סרתו (samech resh tav vav).
OK, so that theory doesn’t hold up. Stay seated. Satan Lady has a lot more.
How about how the o in the Monster logo has a cross through it? Satan Lady thought Monster might be a Christian company, but then she read some of Monster’s ad copy and decided “Big Fucking Can” and “MILFs love it” weren’t exactly pro-Jesus sentiments. The only possible explanation, says Satan Lady, is that the cross turns into a subversive witch symbol when turned upside-down. “Bottoms up,” she says, pretending to drink her Monster can.
On top of that, how about Monster’s slogan, “Unleash the Beast”? Coincidence… or Satan?
The Monster Energy Satan theory has been creeping around the Internet for years now. You can see why.

The truth as said by anonymous

Love it the greatest power that we have as spiritual beings, but it is important to be aware of the tactics of the elite. They often use seemingly good things such as love in order to divide us, getting people to claim moral superiority over each other. Revolution does not have to be bloody, in fact it would almost certainly cost less lives than are taken daily by the elite. Do not listen to the mainstream media, they are bribed and funded by the elite and use politics to divide us. Use the internet and your mind to find out what’s really happening, and come to your own conclusion. They will keep us distracted and content with bread and circuses, most of the world is asleep and even those who are awake do not act. Follow the money, that is where the power is. -Anonymous (the group)
http://anonofficial.com/

The government conspiracy theory

The governments conspiracy

The government has many things to hide but we will bring the secrets out

1: The government is manipulating the media

If you think the spinning on news channels today is bad, imagine what it’d be like if the CIA still steered the ship. Under Operation Mockingbird, the CIA’s sticky fingers touched over 300 newspapers and magazines, including The New York Times, Newsweek, and the Washington Post.
Over 400 journalists were in cahoots with the CIA. They promoted the Agency’s views and provided services: spying in foreign countries, gathering intelligence, and publishing reports written by the Agency. Sometimes, CIA Head Frank Wisner commissioned journalists to write pro-government articles at home and abroad. And, as if a CIA spin weren’t enough, the Agency also paid editors to keep anti-government pieces off the presses. Journalists with ties to the CIA also planted false intelligence in newsrooms so that unconnected reporters would pick it up and write about it.
The CIA teamed up with journalists because many reporters had strong foreign ties. A journalist reporting from abroad could gather information that the CIA couldn’t, and he could plant propaganda better, too.
Although a congressional hearing in the 1970s put an end to inside jobs, Big Brother still manipulates markets elsewhere. In 2005, the government spent $300 million placing pro-American messages in foreign media outlets—an attempt to hamper extremists and sway support.

The munchies (READ THIS)

When they (the government) legalize weed people are going to start developing the munchies and then guess what? Cadbury will start bringing out this new stuff like lemon pods, orange flavoured Oreos and all this new fancy stuff and that'll just end up all of us wasting our money on stuff we mightn't even like.... so what are we meant to do?